Welcome to our Crude & Funny section! If you're looking for something that is unique, bizarre, funny and/or offensive you are in the correct section :)
Crude tees, unique humor, funny t-shirts & much more. All designs are offered on t-shirts, buttons, stickers, mouse pads, aprons, magnets and many other items, so browse around until you find something that you like!
Ninjas are wicked sweet Ninja's are wicked sweet! Wear this shirt proudly to show your ninja love!
It Tastes Like Strawberries (down arrow) A crude but funny design suitable for men and women. What tastes like strawberries you ask? Well, that my friend has to be left up to the imagination!
Time can heal all wounds... Funny Funny tee design! "Time can heal all wounds (or it can allow a lot of opportunity to reflect on what a prick you are.)" Also available on a wide variety of other products and unique gifts!
Skeleton "Smoking turns you gay." A skeleton wearing a poofy hat - "Smoking turns you gay." If you like offensive t-shirts, stickers, hoodies & more... this design pretty much cuts the cake!
I'm The Shit T-Shirts Who's the shit? You know that you're the shit.. so shove it in people's faces! This funny "I'm the shit" design is sure to crack a smile. Perfect for anyone with a sense of humor.
Don't Eat The Worm Mexican Skeleton This t-shirt design features a crazy Mexican skeleton holding a butcher knife with the text "Don't eat the worm." Apparently the tequila has made him a little crazy.
Fart Humor "I dealt it" Funny design... nobody knows who smelt it, but you can let them know that you dealt it. If you love fart humor or farting jokes this is for you!
Retro I Just Pooped Myself A neato retro design with two gals whispering... what are they saying you ask? "I just pooped myself!" What a funny retro design, can't miss with this one!
(middle finger) Fuck You A neat funky design of a middle finger with "F-U" underneath it.. which of course stands for Fuck You, but if you didn't know that you're a chode. Graphic has a hand-drawn 80's type of look. Enjoy.
You Smell Like Porn Yuck, wash that porn off, boy! You STANKY! Neat design with a retro type of look to it that says "You smell like porn". What does porn smell like? Don't ask me, YOU'RE the expert!
Does a bear shit in the woods? An answer to the age old question... now you can wear it with pride! Does a bear shit in the woods? Yes!
Up my ass for a ham sandwich? I think this pig just had a heart attack! Leave his ass alone you perv! Great shirt that shows a scared pig saying "Go up my ass for a ham sandwich?!" - perfect if you ever used that phrase growing up
Five Dolla' Fucky Sucky BARCODE Great barcode items with "5 dolla' fucky sucky", available on funny tees, buttons, stickers and more!
For 10 dolla you get every'ting you wan! This design goes along with the barcode "5 dolla fucky sucky" design. A hilarious and crude item that is one of the best movie quotes! "For 10 dolla you get every'ting you wan!"