Welcome to our section for Christmas themed shirts & other items. We have some crude and funny Christmas t-shirts that match some of our Crude Christmas Cards, but we have other things also that will suit almost everyone!

Lead Christmas Toys T-Shirts This funny Christmas t-shirt is slightly off-color, but is sure to crack a few smiles. It features Christmas gifts and says "Have fun girls and boys, with your lead laced Christmas toys."	Santa Poop T-Shirts This crude Christmas t-shirt features a surprised Santa looking at a pile of poop and says, 'Santa should have given Tommy a sled last year.' A hilarious item to wear for the holidays.	Candycane Suck It If you are looking for a t-shirt with crude Christmas humor, this is it. This t-shirt features a candycane with the text 'Suck It.' Sure to make people smile this holiday season.
Naughty Boys Get More Presents This crude Christmas t-shirt says 'Naughty Boys Get More Presents." It is decorated with a poinsettia and Christmas ornaments, and it only says the truth!	Naughty Girls Get More Presents Shirt This crude Christmas t-shirt says 'Naughty Girls Get More Presents." It is decorated with a poinsettia and Christmas ornaments, and it only says the truth!	Santa Crack Ho Ho Ho Santa Clause is pointing is finger in this design... and is saying "Your Mama is a Crack HO! HO! HO!" - very funny crude Christmas t-shirt!
Nice Rack Reindeer Christmas T-Shirts Great funny and crude Christmas t-shirt featuring a happy Rudolph The Red Nosed Reindeer and the text "Nice Rack."	Merry Christmas, You're Adopted! This is a great vintage Santa Clause that looks so harmless... however when you read the design it says "Merry Christmas... you're adopted!"	Christmas - Suck my balls This crude Christmas design features a reindeer with a drink in his hand saying "All I want for Christmas is for you to suck my balls."
Merry Christmas, I gave you VD! This cute Santa design looks nice enough until you read it... this crude Christmas design says "Merry Christmas... I gave you VD!"	Camo Santa - Remember our Troops This is a BizarreTees exclusive! This Santa is all dressed in his Camo suit to let everyone know to "Remember our troops this holiday season!" - if you have a family member in the service this is perf