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Lots of Combative related t-shirts including Judo T-Shirts, Boxing T-Shirts, Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu Shirts, Knife Combatives Shirts, MMA Shirts, WMA Tees, WWII Combatives Tees and much more! Please note that some of these designs are directly from the message boards of totalprotectioninteractive.com which is why you find their logo and URL tees in this section. Please note that any of these designs can be customized with or without the URL. Text can also be customized. Simply click below for details:
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Spartan Shield With Lambda T-Shirts
Spartan Shield With Lambda T-Shirts

This is a shield image with a Lambda. A Lambda was used as a shield pattern by the Spartan army; it stood for Lakedaimon, the name of the region.
I Carry A Small Gun
I Carry A Small Gun

This great pro gun design is slightly crude, but still funny. Many people say that large guns compensate for a small penis... This says "I carry a small gun to compensate for my huge pecker."
Molon Labe Minuteman
Molon Labe Minuteman

This features a vintage looking Molon Labe which means "Come Take Them" with a Minuteman underneath. A great patriotic/pro-gun design.
Dienekes: Fight in the shade
Dienekes: Fight in the shade

Historical quote from Dienekes: ''So much the better, we shall fight in the shade.'' 480 B.C. as recorded in The Histories by Herodotus.
Miyamoto Musashi / Two Swords
Miyamoto Musashi / Two Swords

Musashi Miyamoto with Two swords. Color version to replace B&W scan of ancient Japanese scroll.
Miyamoto Musashi Ink Painting
Miyamoto Musashi Ink Painting

This print illustrates Miyamoto Musashi killing a giant nue (a legendary creature found in Japanese folklore). The artist is Kuniyoshi, Utagawa (D.O.D 1861)
Heraclitus Quote
Heraclitus Quote

Quote from Heraclitus, "For every one hundred men you send us, Ten should not even be here. Eighty are nothing but targets. Nine of them are real fighters (cont...)"
Miyamoto Musashi:
Miyamoto Musashi: "Whenever you cross..."

Quote by Miyamoto Musashi: "Whenever you cross swords with an enemy you must not think of cutting him either strongly or weakly; just think of cutting and killing him."
Judo
Judo

Great design for Judo enthusiasts. Judo is featured on a variety of items including shirts, buttons, stickers, mouse pads and much more!

"Boxing" with Gloves

This design is great for boxing enthusiasts. The front shows a set of red boxing gloves.
Muay Thai
Muay Thai

A variety of our products with "Muay Thai" in Thai lettering. This design is in a red font on our white items, and on our black tee it looks great in gold!
Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu
Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu

Design featuring "Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu" (BJJ) which is a Brazilian form of Japanese Ju-Jitsu and Judo.
Improvise. Adapt. Overcome
Improvise. Adapt. Overcome

Improvise. Adapt. Overcome. - Simple design, great line!
(Greco Roman) Wrestling
(Greco Roman) Wrestling

Design featuring a depiction of ancient Greco Roman wrestling.
Plain Wrestling
Plain Wrestling

Alternative design for wrestling enthusiasts if you wish to have something other than our authentic Greco Roman item. Simple and crisp design "Wrestling"
Don't frisk me, I am the weapon.
Don't frisk me, I am the weapon.

"Don't frisk me, I am the weapon." - Great quote contributed by LuisB.
Gunslinger
Gunslinger

A more modern term for a "shootist" or "gunfighter". An armed professional or shooting competition enthusiast.
Shootist
Shootist

This design is an antiquated term from the Old West for an armed professional. Great for shooting enthusiasts, fans of westerns or armed professionals!
SouthNarc World Tour '08 T-Shirts
SouthNarc World Tour '08 T-Shirts

This is a great shirt for anyone who has attended or will attend the SouthNarc ECQC World Tour '08. Placed up with permission of SouthNarc

"Fio Para Bellator (in color)- Latin:Be the Prepar

Fio Para Bellator (in color) - Translation: Be the Prepared Warrior. Designed by Morgan Atwood
Fio Para Bellator - Latin: Be the Prepared Warrior
Fio Para Bellator - Latin: Be the Prepared Warrior

Fio Para Bellator - Translation: Be the Prepared Warrior. Designed by Morgan Atwood
Molon Labe (
Molon Labe ("Come take them")

Molon Labe (RED) - King Leonidas's response when asked to lay down arms. With Greek lettering and a nice rock texture!
Molon Labe (
Molon Labe ("Come take them")

Molon Labe - King Leonidas's response when asked to lay down arms. With Greek lettering and a nice rock texture!
Fio para bellator (latin)
Fio para bellator (latin)

"Fio para bellator" - latin for Be The Prepared Warrior
Si vis pacem parabellum (latin)
Si vis pacem parabellum (latin)

"Si vis pacem parabellum" Translation: If you want peace, prepare for war
Everything I know about AKs... garden gnome
Everything I know about AKs... garden gnome

There's just something about garden gnomes... (dedicated to Gomez)
CAMO
CAMO "WWII Combatives"

"WWII Combatives" in camo
WWII Combatives
WWII Combatives

Plain and simple - "WWII Combatives"
Knife Combatives T-Shirts
Knife Combatives T-Shirts

This 'Knife Combatives' t-shirt design is perfect for anyone who is into the art of knife fighting. This is a great gift for yourself or for a friend.
Silat T-Shirts
Silat T-Shirts

Silat is a combative art of fighting and survival. If you are a Silat enthusiast, or know someone who is, this unique and hard to find t-shirt design is perfect.
FMA - Filipino Martial Arts T-Shirts
FMA - Filipino Martial Arts T-Shirts

FMA means 'Filipino Martial Arts.' Filipino martial arts are martial arts that originated in the Philippines. They integrate a “system-of-systems” approach to combat readiness. Perfect for any FMA ent

"WMA" - Western Martial Arts

"WMA" - Western Martial Arts in a great font washed with blue, red and green.
MMA - Mixed Martial Arts T-Shirts
MMA - Mixed Martial Arts T-Shirts

Mixed martial arts (MMA) is a combat sport in which a wide variety of fighting techniques are used, including striking and grappling. This MMA T-shirt design is great for any MMA enthusiast.
FUT
FUT

"Fucked Up Tangle"
FUT (#2)
FUT (#2)

Fucked Up Tangle version #2

"Luke 22:36" with Roman gladius

A Roman gladius sword with "Luke 22:36" (sell your cloak and buy a sword)
Luke 22:36
Luke 22:36 "Sell your cloak and buy a sword"

Front & Back clothing... "Luke 22:36" on the back with the Bible verse on the front! On the products that do now allow front & back, we offer either design on the product.
Pikal
Pikal

"The pickle grip"
Pikal (Version #2)
Pikal (Version #2)

Pikal (Version #2)
Combatives
Combatives

Plain and simple - "Combatives"

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