If you want a funny shirt to match your occupation, or just want to make a funny statement, this is the perfect section for you. We have real occupations such as Doctor, and fake ones, such as Douche bag. Okay, maybe Douche bag IS a reall occupation for some folks, but you catch our drift.

Cattle Breeding is Bullshit Shirts This funny design is great for anyone, not just cattle breeders. This hilarious item says "Cattle Breeding. It's Bullshit."	Dairy Farming is Bullshit T-Shirts This funny design is funny for anyone even though it's oriented towards dairy farmers. This hilarious item has the text 'Dairy Farming. It's Bullshit.'	Elitist Dick Tees This simple design is great for a joke as a gift to a friend, or to wear for a laugh. This shirt lets everyone know that you are an 'Elitist Dick.'
Cock Blocker T-Shirts This is a great t-shirt to wear to a party. This funny t-shirt design will let everyone know that yes, you will block their cock. A simple design with the text 'Cock Blocker.'	Whore T-Shirts This is a great t-shirt to wear out to a party, but also makes a great gift for a friend. Let everyone know what a whore you are with this "Whore" t-shirt design.	Bitch T-Shirts Are you a bitch? Let everyone know it with this funny t-shirt design. It simply says "Bitch" on the front in plain text. Also a great gift for a bitch in your life, or as a joke.
Chinese Toy Maker T-Shirt This offensive shirt is perfect to wear in the midst of all of the Chinese toy recalls. Who would have known that they were trying to poison us with lead? This "Chinese Toy Maker" shirt is perfect if	Nagger T-Shirts Are you looking for a gift for a Nagger? Maybe you're a Nagger yourself. This hilarious t-shirt is a simple design and is perfect for a laugh, or to strike up a conversation.	Pet Rock Psychic Pet Psychics are all the rage right now. Wear this shirt to declare that you also have amazing mind powers... you are a Pet Rock Psychic.
Abnormal Shirts Are you abnormal? Maybe you are looking for a gift for someone abnormal? This simple yet funny t-shirt design is perfect for almost anyone with a good sense of humor. It simply states "Abnormal" in a	Douche Bag Shirt Great "Douche Bag" design which is a knockoff of some of the "STAFF" t-shirts that you may see other places. But this one, obviously, lets everyone know that you are a "Douche Bag"	Fluffer Are you a Fluffer? Do you WANT to be? Wear this shirt and let everyone know! Simple design with "Fluffer" plastered across the front. Great funny/crude design.
Fishermen DO IT Wetn n' Slippery T-Shirts This dirty t-shirt is perfect for fishermen or wives of fishermen that have a crude sense of humor. This shirt features an image of a fisherman with the text "Fishermen DO IT Wet n' Slippery."	Police Officers Do It With Handcuffs This funny police officer design is great for yourself, or for anyone you know who is a cop, or who's partner is a cop. A pair of handcuffs accompanies the text "Police Officers DO IT With Handcuffs!"	Nurses Do It With A Little Prick This is great for any nurse with a sense of humor. This t-shirt design shows a needle with the text "Nurses DO IT With A Little Prick!"
Doctors Do It With Rubber Gloves On This is a very funny Doctor design. Purchase this Doctor t-shirt for yourself or a friend, it's sure to make people smile. This shirt says Doctors DO IT With Gloves On and has a of a stethoscope.	Fire Fighters Do It With BIG Hoses Are you a fire fighter? How about a significant other? This crude and funny fire fighter t-shirt is sure to make others smile. This shirt says "Fire Fighters DO IT with BIG hoses!"	Dentists Do It / Tell You To Spit This t-shirt says "Dentists do it and then tell you to spit." A funny design for yourself or for another dentist that you might know. Along with the text, this shows an image of a tooth.
Gardeners Do It With Hoes This design is all about gardening humor. This is a somewhat crude but funny design that says "Gardeners DO IT With Hoes." Perfect for any gardener with a sense of humor.	Nympho Tees Are you a Nympho? Maybe you need to buy a gift for a Nympho. This t-shirt design simply says "Nympho" and resembles the "STAFF" shirts that you sometimes see.	Hussy T-Shirts This "Hussy" t-shirt design resembles the "STAFF" shirts that you see, but it lets everyone know that you are a Hussy. Very funny shirt for a night on the town, also makes a good gag gift.
Dipshit T-Shirt This simple but funny t-shirt design says "Dipshit," and is sure to get a few laughs or smiles. Also funny to buy as a gift for a Dipshit that you know.	Strumpet This hilarious "Strumpet" t-shirt design is completely unique... let everyone know that you are - or WANT - to be a Strumpet!	Botanists Do It With Bushes Botanist designs aren't easy to come by, so take advantage of this funny and crude t-shirt that says "Botanists DO IT with Bushes."
Zoologists Do It With Animals It's not every day that you can find a funny design for Zoologists. This great design is sure to strike up some conversations, and make some folks laugh "Zoologists Do It With Animals"	Bullshit Artist Are you a Bullshit Artist? Wear this crude shirt and let everyone know. Simple design with "Bullshit Artist" plastered across the front.	Heckler Great t-shirt with Heckler plastered across the front... a funny take on some of the "STAFF" shirts that you see. Let everyone know that you are a Heckler. Wear it to a comedy show as a joke.